February 2013
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January 2013
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“There’s nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about...”
– Charles Bukowski
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gumtuu:
It takes no special skill to realize Alison Brie is beautiful, just working eyesight. But if that’s true, why doesn’t she have a billion followers?
I adore her so hard.
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December 2012
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The Only Death Worth Dying
When I was in elementary school my art teacher said we should draw portraits with smiles because people’s lips naturally curve into a smile when resting. I found a Snapple cap once that backs her up. It said something like, “it takes 200 muscles to frown, but only 12 to smile,” but I’ve been studying people on the subway and my own face in the mirror and I’m on the verge of calling it liars.
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“She used to say, “The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles....”
– Choke by Chuck Palahniuk (via life-threatening-lifestyles)
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So I'm sitting here
wondering how many girls will fall for the “it’s the end of the world” line tonight, and how many apocalypse babies will be born in 9 months.
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More and more it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
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November 2012
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misandrist-witchcraft:
welcome to the end of the semester where all your hopes and dreams die
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“Telling myself to rebuild and rebound
Yet always hoping to see you around...”
– The Story So Far - Quicksand
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Old insomnia ramblings:
Found this today, I jotted it down over the summer when it was really bad. Hopefully it won’t get to this point again.
When you sleep, your muscles repair themselves. Which means if you have bad enough insomnia, your entire body hurts all the time. Every move you make weakens you just a bit more, everything you lift tears them imperceptibly. If this goes on long enough your waking hours...
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velleity
lexication:
[noun] the lowest degree of volition; a wish or inclination not strong enough to motivate action
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And driving to Columbus all I wanted was a Waffle House waffle but there aren’t any Waffle Houses until Columbus so I stopped at a Denny’s instead and they don’t have any waffles and it’s too loud to think.
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“I heard the old man’s voice break, stutter once then stop it. I heard
a...”
– La Dispute
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“If you’re male and you’re Christian and living in America, your...”
– Tyler Durden
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He said to me that “trying to reach heaven without god is like trying to jump across the Grand Canyon, it just couldn’t be done.” I told him that Robby Knievel jumped across the Grand Canyon. He said to me that he would “pray for my soul.” That poor man.
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“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I’m an uncaring...”
– Choke (Chuck Palahnuik)
I became the calm little center of the world. I was the Zen master.
October 2012
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“In the bathroom there are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are...”
– Chuck Palahniuk - Survivor
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“Can someone tell these kids liking the rain no longer counts as an idiosyncrasy?”
– The Wonder Years - This Party Sucks
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iamfancymouse: emma stone looks like a turtle. the end.
Emma Stone is a fucking gem.
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I've spent all of these years wading through...
But hey, it’s worked so far.
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“A guy’s calling to say he’s failing Algebra II.
Just as a point of practice, I...”
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"The police are asking through the bedroom door
Why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them? Because we were out of raspberries. Because, can’t they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.”
